Z-Files, 02/28/2012 "Extremists"
      
I'm Stuart Zechman, and I've heard something that really disturbs
      me.
      
      I've heard that the Republican Party is now populated with wild
      extremists, right-wing lunatics who are completely divorced from
      reality, and so, like never before in American history, the GOP is
      now totally unreasonable and insane, and, if they get into power
      in Washington,  the will enact the most dreadful, terrible, awful
      policy...ever.
      
      Have you been hearing this, lately, too?
      
      See, I thought that the Republican Party has 
always
      advocated the worst kind of policies and agenda.
      
      Since, like, as far back as the 1990s, I remember Republicans
      being in favor of all kinds of anti-Bill of Rights, pro-endless
      war, anti-New Deal and pro-big corporate monopoly proposals, and
      performing all of these crazy political hostage-taking maneuvers
      to try to get that horrifying agenda through the government.
      
      I vaguely --really vaguely-- remember way back when that Christian
      fundamentalist and televangelist fraud Pat Robertson actually ran
      for President as a Republican, I think that was in the 1980s,
      actually.
      
      I remember, in the late 90s, when Congressman Dan Burton, a
      Republican from Indiana, was so freaking nuts that he actually
      staged a supposed "re-enactment" of how Hillary Clinton murdered a
      White House staffer named Vince Foster, by shooting a pumpkin in
      his back yard, and telling reporters to imagine that this was
      Foster's head. I remember when he said things like "
If I could
        prove 10 percent of what I believe happened, he'd [Clinton] be
        gone. This guy's a scumbag. That's why I'm after him."
      
      Just to give you some idea of what I'm talking about, Dan Burton,
      I swear to you, once proclaimed in a 1995 House hearing on the War
      on Some Drugs, that 
      
      "the US military "should place an aircraft carrier off the coast
      of Bolivia and crop dust the coca fields." It was later pointed
      out to him that a) Bolivia is landlocked and has no coast (Burton
      was chairman of the Western Hemisphere Subcommittee); b) the
      Bolivian coca fields (in the yungas and Amazon lowlands) are
      beyond the reach of any carrier-borne crop-duster, being separated
      from the nearest coastline (the Pacific coast of Peru and Chile)
      by the 20,000+ feet high peaks of the Andes; and c) F-18s cannot
      crop-dust."
      
      
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Burton#cite_note-31
      
      I'm telling you, this is well-documented. The Republicans from the
      1990s were like this.  If you listened to talk radio, like I did,
      or had enough time on your hands to watch the Christian
      conservative religious broadcasters, like I did, you were more
      than likely to hear Hillary Clinton referred to as a secret
      lesbian murderess. I'm not kidding.  They literally told people
      that Clinton was Satan.  These guys made today's "War on Religious
      Freedom" hucksters look like college Democrats. It makes Romney's
      references to Obama as a "European-style socialist" look like an
      endorsement.
      
      And then they were so suicide-bomber insane, that they actually
      impeached a sitting president over a blow-job. Bob Livingston, the
      Speaker of the House to be actually resigned when he was caught
      having an affair, so that they could more easily go after Clinton,
      they were that kamikazi. (His successor was a straight-shooter
      from Louisiana named David Vitter.) I'm not making this up.  You
      think that the debt-ceiling debate was Republicans at their
      craziest? I'm telling you, back in the 1990s they stopped the
      whole government, held a trial in which the now Very Serious
      Lindsey Graham got up on the House floor to carefully consider the
      nature of semen stains. This was the Republican Party of the
      1990s...totally f-ing crazy. 
      
      
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Livingston
      
      And in the policy realm, it was unbelievable...their policy
      agenda, the policy proposals that came out of conservative think
      tanks like Heritage Foundation and American Enterprise Institute,
      was even worse for America than all the phony investigations, and
      fake scandals and even the blow-job impeachment.
      
      These guys, these Republicans, actually proposed things like
      turning Medicare into a "premium support" system kind of like the
      Medicare Part D prescription drug coverage we got that exploded
      drug prices when the crazy GOP controlled 
all three branches
        of government, and proposed --get this-- creating this vast,
      privatized health insurance scheme where, state-by-state, the
      private health insurance monopolies would sell people junk
      insurance who were forced by law to buy their crappy coverage. It
      would all be means-tested and funded through HHS, so the federal
      government would end up actually paying insurance companies to say
      in business, and only the deserving poor would get any help.  And
      this regime would somehow make health care "affordable care."
      Yeah, I know. Crazy, isn't it?
      
      
http://thf_media.s3.amazonaws.com/1989/pdf/hl218.pdf
      
      Or, talk about nuts, they proposed repealing the New Deal laws
      that stopped 
savings banks from becoming 
investment banks
      and even financial insurance companies. They basically said that
      the government needed to get out of the way of the giant banks
      gambling with all of our money, and should essentially let these
      geniuses create whatever debt they felt like making and selling,
      and then 
insuring themselves against default.
      
      
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramm-Leach-Bliley_Act
      
      Now that's insane.
      
      You really can't get more out of touch with reality than this,
      folks.
      
      And they were just as crazy in the 2000s, too. You had best-seller
      books, like Ann Coulter's "
Liberal Treachery from the Cold
      War to the War on Terrorism" or Michelle Malkin's "
In Defense
        of Internment: The Case for Racial Profiling in World War II
      and the War on Terror."
      
      I mean, how do you reason with people like this, people who want
      to, say, institute a massive program to infiltrate Muslim mosques
      with law enforcement agents, and put grade schools for
      African-American Muslim kids under constant state surveillance?
      
      
http://ggdrafts.blogspot.com/2012/02/questions-for-speaker-christine-quinn.html
      
      Remember when they said that the President had the power to do
      virtually anything to "keep us safe," and we just had to basically
      trust that he wasn't going to abuse that virtually unlimited
      power?
      
      What kind of lunatics believe that this sort of due-process-less
      regime is somehow compatible with small-d democratic government?
      It's obviously the path to oligarchy and tyranny, right?
      
      It's like we might all have to pack up and move to Canada, if
      extremists like that ever got into power.
      
      So, when I was reading the New York Times the other day --you
      know, they're so much more reality-based than Fox News, despite
      the whole Judy Miller/Iraq war thing-- anyway, and I saw Paul
      Krugman say that the party of American conservatism is divorced
      from reality, quote:
      
" How did American conservatism end up so
          detached from, indeed at odds with, facts and rationality? For
          it was not always thus. After all, that health reform Mr.
          Romney wants us to forget followed a blueprint originally laid
          out at the Heritage Foundation! 
          
          "The truth, of course, is that he was not a “severely
          conservative” governor. His signature achievement was a health
          reform identical in all important respects to the national
          reform signed into law by President Obama four years later.
          And in a rational political world, his campaign would be
          centered on that achievement."
        
        http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/13/opinion/krugman-severe-conservative-syndrome.html
      
       And I thought:  wait a second...Krugman is openly declaring that
      Heritage Foundation health care policy, the policy that flowed
      from those same insane, pumpkin-shooting Republicans in the 1990s,
      is an "achievement."
      
      The argument in elite, big-D Democratic circles seems to be that
      the scary Republicans are scarier than ever before, so scary, with
      their Tea Party and their conservative media, that they make the
      Republicans of the late 1990s look reasonable.
      
      So reasonable, in fact, that conservative Republican policies from
      the late 1990s, policies that are completely at odds with the
      philosophy of the New Deal, a functioning government, a federal
      state that doesn't spy on anybody it feels like, and a free and
      fair market for everybody, policies that reject everything that
      movement liberals stand for are now considered to be
      "achievements" when enacted into law by today's centrist
      Democrats.
      
      Now, if you think about it, that is, itself, quite detached from,
      indeed at odds with, facts and rationality. And, it was not always
      thus.
      
      But it does seem to be the argument that national Democrats are
      using to win over people like Dr. Krugman. 
      
      How could it be that the passage of policy identical in all
      important respects to conservative think-tank Heritage
      Foundation's, policy we movement liberals would have recognized in
      1998 as an obviously, deeply unpopular non-solution, the product
      of bankrupt ideological premises regarding the superiority of
      "markets", certain to bring tragic consequences to the people of
      our country, and discredit to the party which promoted it, how
      could this be ever be rationally called an "achievement?"
      
      It can't be. Not unless one jumps through extraordinary
      intellectual hoops to rationalize voting for a Democratic
      politician whose own "signature achievement" is Mitt Romney's
      health care policy.
      
      And that's what this line is about, folks. We movement liberals
      are being told from on high that the reason why centrist
      Democrats' failures are actually achievements...is because the
      Republicans of today are super-scary.
      
      And that's just not true. The movement conservatives are just as
      frighteningly wrong today as when Ann Coulter became a millionaire
      writing a book entitled "Godless" about liberals, and when Ramesh
      Ponnuru wrote "The Party of Death" about Democrats a few years
      ago.
      Quote-unquote "market-oriented" policies from the 1990s and 2000s
      are just as bad for America today as they were back when the
      majority of Democrats actually opposed them, instead of
      arm-twisting "progressive caucus" members into shilling for them.
      
      So when you hear this line, that Republicans of today are like
      Congressional Ahmadinejads because they won't vote for Newt
      Gingrich's old agenda when it's proposed by Democrats, just
      remember:  it's pretty likely that you're going to read
      Dem-leaning pundits in the Washington Post consider how reasonable
      Newt Gingrich's old agenda actually is, compared to the 
new
      Newt Gingrich's agenda.
      
      And then ask yourself:  is the political price that you're being
      asked to pay to protect yourself from these terrifying new Tea
      Party-style Republicans that you now have to vote for old, Dan
      Burton-style Republicans' agenda, and...
      
      ...what did FDR say about "fear itself"?
      
      I'm Stuart Zechman, and this has been the Z-Files.