Z-Files, 02/28/2012 "Extremists"
I'm Stuart Zechman, and I've heard something that really disturbs
me.
I've heard that the Republican Party is now populated with wild
extremists, right-wing lunatics who are completely divorced from
reality, and so, like never before in American history, the GOP is
now totally unreasonable and insane, and, if they get into power
in Washington, the will enact the most dreadful, terrible, awful
policy...ever.
Have you been hearing this, lately, too?
See, I thought that the Republican Party has
always
advocated the worst kind of policies and agenda.
Since, like, as far back as the 1990s, I remember Republicans
being in favor of all kinds of anti-Bill of Rights, pro-endless
war, anti-New Deal and pro-big corporate monopoly proposals, and
performing all of these crazy political hostage-taking maneuvers
to try to get that horrifying agenda through the government.
I vaguely --really vaguely-- remember way back when that Christian
fundamentalist and televangelist fraud Pat Robertson actually ran
for President as a Republican, I think that was in the 1980s,
actually.
I remember, in the late 90s, when Congressman Dan Burton, a
Republican from Indiana, was so freaking nuts that he actually
staged a supposed "re-enactment" of how Hillary Clinton murdered a
White House staffer named Vince Foster, by shooting a pumpkin in
his back yard, and telling reporters to imagine that this was
Foster's head. I remember when he said things like "
If I could
prove 10 percent of what I believe happened, he'd [Clinton] be
gone. This guy's a scumbag. That's why I'm after him."
Just to give you some idea of what I'm talking about, Dan Burton,
I swear to you, once proclaimed in a 1995 House hearing on the War
on Some Drugs, that
"the US military "should place an aircraft carrier off the coast
of Bolivia and crop dust the coca fields." It was later pointed
out to him that a) Bolivia is landlocked and has no coast (Burton
was chairman of the Western Hemisphere Subcommittee); b) the
Bolivian coca fields (in the yungas and Amazon lowlands) are
beyond the reach of any carrier-borne crop-duster, being separated
from the nearest coastline (the Pacific coast of Peru and Chile)
by the 20,000+ feet high peaks of the Andes; and c) F-18s cannot
crop-dust."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Burton#cite_note-31
I'm telling you, this is well-documented. The Republicans from the
1990s were like this. If you listened to talk radio, like I did,
or had enough time on your hands to watch the Christian
conservative religious broadcasters, like I did, you were more
than likely to hear Hillary Clinton referred to as a secret
lesbian murderess. I'm not kidding. They literally told people
that Clinton was Satan. These guys made today's "War on Religious
Freedom" hucksters look like college Democrats. It makes Romney's
references to Obama as a "European-style socialist" look like an
endorsement.
And then they were so suicide-bomber insane, that they actually
impeached a sitting president over a blow-job. Bob Livingston, the
Speaker of the House to be actually resigned when he was caught
having an affair, so that they could more easily go after Clinton,
they were that kamikazi. (His successor was a straight-shooter
from Louisiana named David Vitter.) I'm not making this up. You
think that the debt-ceiling debate was Republicans at their
craziest? I'm telling you, back in the 1990s they stopped the
whole government, held a trial in which the now Very Serious
Lindsey Graham got up on the House floor to carefully consider the
nature of semen stains. This was the Republican Party of the
1990s...totally f-ing crazy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Livingston
And in the policy realm, it was unbelievable...their policy
agenda, the policy proposals that came out of conservative think
tanks like Heritage Foundation and American Enterprise Institute,
was even worse for America than all the phony investigations, and
fake scandals and even the blow-job impeachment.
These guys, these Republicans, actually proposed things like
turning Medicare into a "premium support" system kind of like the
Medicare Part D prescription drug coverage we got that exploded
drug prices when the crazy GOP controlled
all three branches
of government, and proposed --get this-- creating this vast,
privatized health insurance scheme where, state-by-state, the
private health insurance monopolies would sell people junk
insurance who were forced by law to buy their crappy coverage. It
would all be means-tested and funded through HHS, so the federal
government would end up actually paying insurance companies to say
in business, and only the deserving poor would get any help. And
this regime would somehow make health care "affordable care."
Yeah, I know. Crazy, isn't it?
http://thf_media.s3.amazonaws.com/1989/pdf/hl218.pdf
Or, talk about nuts, they proposed repealing the New Deal laws
that stopped
savings banks from becoming
investment banks
and even financial insurance companies. They basically said that
the government needed to get out of the way of the giant banks
gambling with all of our money, and should essentially let these
geniuses create whatever debt they felt like making and selling,
and then
insuring themselves against default.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramm-Leach-Bliley_Act
Now that's insane.
You really can't get more out of touch with reality than this,
folks.
And they were just as crazy in the 2000s, too. You had best-seller
books, like Ann Coulter's "
Liberal Treachery from the Cold
War to the War on Terrorism" or Michelle Malkin's "
In Defense
of Internment: The Case for Racial Profiling in World War II
and the War on Terror."
I mean, how do you reason with people like this, people who want
to, say, institute a massive program to infiltrate Muslim mosques
with law enforcement agents, and put grade schools for
African-American Muslim kids under constant state surveillance?
http://ggdrafts.blogspot.com/2012/02/questions-for-speaker-christine-quinn.html
Remember when they said that the President had the power to do
virtually anything to "keep us safe," and we just had to basically
trust that he wasn't going to abuse that virtually unlimited
power?
What kind of lunatics believe that this sort of due-process-less
regime is somehow compatible with small-d democratic government?
It's obviously the path to oligarchy and tyranny, right?
It's like we might all have to pack up and move to Canada, if
extremists like that ever got into power.
So, when I was reading the New York Times the other day --you
know, they're so much more reality-based than Fox News, despite
the whole Judy Miller/Iraq war thing-- anyway, and I saw Paul
Krugman say that the party of American conservatism is divorced
from reality, quote:
" How did American conservatism end up so
detached from, indeed at odds with, facts and rationality? For
it was not always thus. After all, that health reform Mr.
Romney wants us to forget followed a blueprint originally laid
out at the Heritage Foundation!
"The truth, of course, is that he was not a “severely
conservative” governor. His signature achievement was a health
reform identical in all important respects to the national
reform signed into law by President Obama four years later.
And in a rational political world, his campaign would be
centered on that achievement."
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/13/opinion/krugman-severe-conservative-syndrome.html
And I thought: wait a second...Krugman is openly declaring that
Heritage Foundation health care policy, the policy that flowed
from those same insane, pumpkin-shooting Republicans in the 1990s,
is an "achievement."
The argument in elite, big-D Democratic circles seems to be that
the scary Republicans are scarier than ever before, so scary, with
their Tea Party and their conservative media, that they make the
Republicans of the late 1990s look reasonable.
So reasonable, in fact, that conservative Republican policies from
the late 1990s, policies that are completely at odds with the
philosophy of the New Deal, a functioning government, a federal
state that doesn't spy on anybody it feels like, and a free and
fair market for everybody, policies that reject everything that
movement liberals stand for are now considered to be
"achievements" when enacted into law by today's centrist
Democrats.
Now, if you think about it, that is, itself, quite detached from,
indeed at odds with, facts and rationality. And, it was not always
thus.
But it does seem to be the argument that national Democrats are
using to win over people like Dr. Krugman.
How could it be that the passage of policy identical in all
important respects to conservative think-tank Heritage
Foundation's, policy we movement liberals would have recognized in
1998 as an obviously, deeply unpopular non-solution, the product
of bankrupt ideological premises regarding the superiority of
"markets", certain to bring tragic consequences to the people of
our country, and discredit to the party which promoted it, how
could this be ever be rationally called an "achievement?"
It can't be. Not unless one jumps through extraordinary
intellectual hoops to rationalize voting for a Democratic
politician whose own "signature achievement" is Mitt Romney's
health care policy.
And that's what this line is about, folks. We movement liberals
are being told from on high that the reason why centrist
Democrats' failures are actually achievements...is because the
Republicans of today are super-scary.
And that's just not true. The movement conservatives are just as
frighteningly wrong today as when Ann Coulter became a millionaire
writing a book entitled "Godless" about liberals, and when Ramesh
Ponnuru wrote "The Party of Death" about Democrats a few years
ago.
Quote-unquote "market-oriented" policies from the 1990s and 2000s
are just as bad for America today as they were back when the
majority of Democrats actually opposed them, instead of
arm-twisting "progressive caucus" members into shilling for them.
So when you hear this line, that Republicans of today are like
Congressional Ahmadinejads because they won't vote for Newt
Gingrich's old agenda when it's proposed by Democrats, just
remember: it's pretty likely that you're going to read
Dem-leaning pundits in the Washington Post consider how reasonable
Newt Gingrich's old agenda actually is, compared to the
new
Newt Gingrich's agenda.
And then ask yourself: is the political price that you're being
asked to pay to protect yourself from these terrifying new Tea
Party-style Republicans that you now have to vote for old, Dan
Burton-style Republicans' agenda, and...
...what did FDR say about "fear itself"?
I'm Stuart Zechman, and this has been the Z-Files.